What did you do to me?
Why'd you do it?
You're my friend! Why?
I was trying to help.
Hit me... kick me.
I'm useless. I'm a shit.
Stop bawling!
I should be crying.
This is a nightmare.
What are you doing? You're crazy!
Yeah, I'm crazy! /Put that down!
Where are the bullets?
Don't mess with that! For Christ's sake, stop!
Let go, or I'll hurt you!
I don't care. Stop, I'm begging you!
Think about your kids.
In jail, you won't ever see them.
Not seeing your kids...
is the worst thing on earth.
I haven't seen mine in 12 years.
Twelve years.
Good evening.
Why are you so sad?
Why?
Because of whores like you.
You're more the heartbreaker.
With your looks.
Stop it. I'm not interested.
You're not here by chance.
Why not?
It'd be my first old bag.
I'm leaving.
I'll pay. Don't worry.
Too old?
Sorry, I was cruel.
I'm used to worse.
I can't be picky anymore.
Please.
It's not your age.
You're beautiful.
Look at me.
You're beautiful.
It's me. I'm not doing well.
Usually, I do the comforting.
Go.
Go to the wife who's waiting for you.
She's not waiting.
Not anymore.
Stay a while, if you want.
Since you're paying.
To say what?
Bullshit you've heard over and over?
Actually, my story has a little twist to it.
She dumped me for a woman.
Isn't that funny?
You only have one true love in your life.
Only one.
All the others are just poor substitutes.
You might not know it's the right one.
Or you might know...
but not be loved back.
And sometimes it's the perfect match.
That's the most difficult.
But when it happens, don't blow it.
Is it that one?
It was, but I found out too late.
Bullshit.
If it is, then swallow your pride.
Beg, grovel... accept.
Believe me.
You must show those you love how much you love them.
I understood too late.
Give me a kiss.
Just a kiss.
I cooked a roast and vegetables.
Do you like that? Great.
Will you be long?
See you soon. I love you.
I want juice. /You've had enough.
A little more. /I said no.
Eat, Pablo.
Eat the good food Daddy made.
Here, baby. /Can I try?
Huh, Pablito?
Do you have kids? No?
So butt out!
Yes, baby.
Here, baby.
Smell that? It'll be delicious.
It's always delicious.
That's my shirt. /Really?
Where was it? /In a pile.
That's my shirt.
You steal my shirts too?
You can have it back!
Keep it. It's dirty.
What a looker. /You like it?
Mommy's beautiful.
One from the heart.
Look, I got it for nothing. Beautiful, huh?
Off to bed, kids.
Give Mommy a kiss.
A little peck.
You brushed your teeth? Go on, I'll be right along.
Oh, you.
I don't like your hair like that.
Could I have some bread, please?
Nice eating in front of a newspaper.
You get the news.
If I loafed all day, I could read the paper too.
Who's that aimed at?
I'll get the cheese. /Good for you.
Bastard! /Sure, I'm the bastard.
She lives off me and screws my wife, but I'm the bastard.
You know what really bothers you?
You can't screw her!
Please! I don't know how you can.
Be an angel. Give me some cheese.
Sorry. /Some of that one too.
Thanks. No butter?
I'll rub your nose in the butter.
He's not doing well.
Are you listening? He's feeling bad.
He was crying in front of the TV last night.
Laurent? I don't believe it.
Go easy on him.
After what he did? Are you kidding?
I feel bad he's so flipped out.
He screwed up, so he's paying.
Ease up.
Go see him.
Do it for me.
Do you want me to?
Okay.
At least put something on.
Leave me alone.
Go back upstairs.
Stop it. You're being a pain.
Tell me what to do.
I can't take it anymore.
I love you.
I love you so.
I'm nothing without you.
Forgive me.
Stop it now.
You don't love me anymore?
It's over?
Then say it.
Look me in the eye and say it.
I'll let you be.
I'll leave.
You'll never see me again.
But I must know... I must know!
Remember our first time?
The bed was even smaller.
You wore a red dress.
And you were in such a hurry you caught your finger in the zipper.
Do you love me? /Y-Yes.
Say it. /Yes!
Say it. /Yes, yes, I love you.
Sorry to disturb you lovebirds.
You have to get the kids. /Thanks.
Oh, and I'm leaving.
Good news at last.
But why?
What got into her?
What now?
Can't I sleep with my husband?
Of course you can. And I can leave!
For once I agree with you. Put that on.
You asked me to be nice to him.
Being nice to guys means balling them?
Guys! Marijo, it's not guys.
It's my husband!
Not easy to cope with, huh?
Why don't you just drive off in that pretty little van of yours?
Loli, ask your husband to put some underwear on.
Let's not bicker over details.
Oh, baby, afraid of Uncle Dick?
No, it's just ugly.
That's all.
Yup, but this is my house.
And in my house, I walk around naked...
if I feel like it.
Please, don't overdo it. And you?
You're bailing out again? Yet you can't live without me?
Take your glasses off.
Look, I put up with your hubby...
but there are limits.
So you choose, or I split!
Split! Be my guest! /I don't want to choose!
I don't want to, and I can't.
How can you ask me that?
I've always hated dykes, and I always will.
Saggy balls. /You're gonna get it.
Come on then.
Are you nuts? Marijo, are you okay?
Wow, it feels good!
It could work out fine...
with a little good will.
What do you mean, good will?
Three days each. That's fair.
Two times three is six. A week has seven days.
On the seventh day we rest.
What do you mean, rest? /Each in his own bed.
There are only two beds for three.
That's the problem.
What problem?
I take the room, you the den, Marijo the van.
Fine by me, but the neighbors will wonder...
why the cousin sleeps in the van once a week.
Just be discreet. I know it's asking a lot.
It makes you sick that I'm staying?
Get used to it!
You're so childish. Can't you be more mature?
Easy for you to say, playing princess in your room.
Stop showing off your ass!
As if I'd never seen it!
Coming.
No, no, no! Today's Sunday.
See you Thursday.
See you tomorrow.
Good night!
Hello, Mrs. Lafaye.
Hello, Loli. Wow, she's beautiful!
I love you.
If you love me, kick her out.
Aren't we happier since she came?
You're your wife's lover.
Sure, I should thank her.
Listen, I can't keep this up.
Don't get started again.
Let's go.
You're not dressed? Hurry up.
You won't talk. You only speak with your ass.
That's nice.
Get dressed and cut the bullshit.
We've got to pick up the kids.
She's not doing it?
She's at the unemployment office.
They should find her a job abroad.
There must be dyke bars in Guyana.
Jealous, jealous, jealous.
Mommy, I made a drawing.
For Daddy or Mommy? /For Mommy.
Not for Daddy? Figures.
Jealous.
What's this mess?
A bargain. The kids'll love it.
And the adults too!
Thanks so much. /Who's that?
A long story. It's a crazy life. Hey, girls.
I'm at the unemployment office, and guess what?
There's my old pal Dany! Can you believe it?
Hi!
And Solange. /Hi.
I'm off to wash the kids.
Bye.
Come, Pablito. Bath time.
Well, uh, time to go.
Give me a buzz in Paris, huh, babe?
Here's my number. Call me.
No! Don't just leave like that.
Let's have a drink.
I'm not hungry.
Eat your meat, like your brother.
How about a drink? /I'm too busy.
They're nice, huh?
Especially Dany. She played bass guitar in a band.
Purple Queen.
Come on. /I'm too busy!
Something wrong, kitten? /Why would there be?
My little wife.
What's cooking? /Rabbit.
It'll be good.
I'll cream your ass! /I doubt it.
It'd be the first time a man touches your ass.
Cut it out! /Weep, ladies!
Ain't over yet. Match point!
Coming, kitten!
Time out?
What's up, kitten? /Dinner is ready.
They're not staying.
Ask Marijo. They're her pals.
Want to play, Loli?
I have a lot to do, and I'm on my own!
Is there a problem?
Not at all.
Storm warning posted.
Tell me something. /What?
I'm wondering. /What?
Why are you so nice suddenly?
I'm lightening up. It happens.
Let's stop acting like old pricks.
Two against one, ladies?
Well, the husband's nice.
She's your ex, right?
You'd get along with them.
I don't like her!
Too bad. She's my friend and she's great.
I don't want them in my home!
Shit! /Cheers.
Want one? /No, thanks.
Want to eat out, girls?
Yeah! I'm getting hungry.
Good idea. /Great idea!
Oh, no! Have dinner with us.
Not enough food!
Then we'll dig up some pasta, okay?
So he bought the bunker!
Rita's married.
No way!
In Sweden, with Isabelle.
You had me scared!
No, thanks.
Now, listen, you!
They're al dente.
You two go way back?
Oh, yeah.
We were broke, but we had fun.
Those were the days.
We're out of gas. /Then get off your fat ass!
I told you I put on weight.
Wait, I'll go.
Why not champagne? To celebrate!
I saw her eyeing you up! All gooey-eyed!
How'd you manage? She's ugly as shit!
And the other paratrooper!
Look who's jealous now.
Oh, yeah? How come?
You've been taking time off for your husband!
You can't fool me.
I'm allowed to go out.
And I to have friends!
I'm not putting up with dykes!
The recession put us in a slump.
Do you count too?
It's better now.
Bitch!
I see good signs.
How about in your business?
There are ups and downs.
I'm into army surplus.
You are so selfish!
Gotta go. I'm up early.
I'm splitting too.
Don't go. Coffee's ready.
I'm up at the crack of dawn tomorrow.
It's not late. /I wake up at 5:00 a.m.
I'm tired. I'm going to bed!
Bye, ma'am. /Night.
Fuck off.
Bitch.
There's pasta.
Stay, Dany. I'll drive you back.
No, I'd better go. It's getting tense.
Tense? What's tense?
You mean Loli? It is tense.
We haven't talked in years.
You've got to stay.
Well, I'm off. Thanks for the pasta.
Thank your wife.
Any problem with the purchase, just give a buzz.
Bye, now.
My wife seems jealous, but...
Spaniards! It comes and it goes.
Okay. Well, we'll see.
Some cards?
Your turn, Dany. /Wait a sec.
I'll pass.
You're a funny guy.
'Cause I live with my wife's mistress?
I'll take it. /Okay.
It is pretty unusual.
I love Loli, and I'll win her back one day.
Wouldn't you, for love?
I don't think so.
I would.
If I had to, I would.
That's why I let you screw in secret.
The tension is rising.
It's cool. We're only talking.
Amongst men.
Julien, no bicycling. Come and eat.
Come and eat, Julien.
Hi, kiddo. Hello.
I slept like a charm!
Where'd she sleep?
On the sofa. Marijo, in the office.
At least, I think.
I've got tickets for U2. Like to come?
Great. I'd love to see U2 with you too.
But I don't know.
Who's stopping you?
Nobody.
Coffee, Loli? /No, I had mine.
I woke up at 8:00 with the kids.
I'll be going. Can I call a cab?
I'll drive you. /No.
Your train is at 5:00. You have plenty of time.
We could go for a walk. To the Ochres?
With the kids, huh, Loli?
No, I'll drive her. /Why?
Do you mind going with me? Or does she mind?
No, not at all.
What's the Ochres?
Isn't it beautiful?
Here is my number in Paris.
Call me.
This time, let's not lose touch.
My rock and roll girl.
The colors are great at sunset.
It's an ochre quarry.
It's sculpted by nature.
We're leaving, Mommy?
Loli, wait!
Are you happy now? You won.
Oh, and you're not at fault here?
Piss me off and you're walking home!
Guess I'm taking a cab after all.
I'm fed up with the situation.
I'm hurting you.
I've lied to you both.
It's not that I don't love her.
But I want it to be just you and me.
It's my fault.
No, it's my fault. I screwed up first.
I just want to hold you in my arms.
Don't worry. There'll be no fights.
Give me the phone. /I don't want to speak to her.
She won't see you anymore.
You'd better leave now.
I'd like to hear it from her.
Don't make it any harder on her.
It's over.
She said so?
Didn't you hear?
She won't even speak to you.
She wants to be with me and the kids.
Back to normal.
I'll let her tell me herself.
She'll never leave me, so why bust our balls?
You've done enough.
The game's not over.
There are three periods.
I thought it over.
I'll leave.
Are you stoned...
or really leaving?
I'm a bit high, but I'm really leaving.
Happy? /It's hard to contain my joy.
But on one condition.
What?
Tonight, you give me a child.
I'm 40. I have no time to lose.
You're asking me?
I could do worse.
You're handsome. I know your background.
You won't nag me.
Why should I agree?
Loli's back tomorrow...
and we're bound to get back together.
I know it's beyond you...
but one phone call can't erase what's between us.
I'm not forcing you. That'd be hard.
It's up to you.
Either pass...
or assume you have the better hand.
It's like a game.
Could be fun. /Get out.
You'll be out of our lives.
We never see you again.
Ever.
Even if it doesn't work.
And I pray it won't, for the kid's sake.
I give you my word.
Want a toke?
To muster up some courage...
partner.
Let's go. The missionary position.
How fitting.
I have to get it up somehow.
Not an enticing prospect.
You have to touch me a little.
Yeah.
Purely mechanical.
That hurt!
Sorry.
I'm not used to this.
I'm a virgin.
Funny, huh?
Am I your first virgin?
My second. I married the first.
Lucky bastard.
Here's what we'll do:
Close our eyes and both think real hard of Loli.
That way we might just manage.
Especially me.
She's gone.
We'll be happy. You'll see how happy we'll be.
Miss? I'd like a water and...
a club sandwich.
It's a small world.
Remember me?
Of course.
Loli's back in two days.
To see her brother. Just a day.
How're the kids? Not too rough on you?
See you Thursday. Good-bye, Dad.
Any news of Marijo?
She's fine. It's due next month.
What's due?
Her baby.
Didn't you know?
You make a child behind my back!
What about me? What about me?
Stop screaming.
You lied to me. Once again you lied.!
I'll get the next plane to Paris and meet you at the station.
She didn't rape you!
In a way, yes!
Don't bullshit me!
Why didn't you tell her to split, Ms. Courage?
Cut it out. I didn't ask you to sleep with her.
Why stir shit up now? It's over.
I want to clear it up.
Listen to your bullshit!
I say bullshit? You do it!
Bastard!
Where is she? /In the 15th district.
Look at the line of jerks waiting for a cab!
I'm not going.
Oh, yes, you are!
Let go. You're a real pain.
Hey, my cab!
What the hell!
Fuck off, asshole! Take the cab!
Please. /It's private, sir.
You let my wife in.
I choose who I let in. Move out of the way.
Peeping Tom!
I didn't fly 500 miles to be kicked out.
Don't you get it, dude? No men!
How was it with Laurent?
Painful.
I'm glad to see you.
Some asshole says he knows you. What is it about?
Coming!
Who's the broad? /Fabienne. Who's the jerk?
Excuse me, miss.
Sorry.
Excuse me, miss, I only...
Hey, wrong club.
You're back with her. /Not at all.
You can tell me. /No way!
But I need to eat, to eat for two.
Hey.
I'm sorry. Loli made me come.
I made you come! She made you sire a child!
It's never your fault.
I never thought it'd work.
Cut it out! I'm fine. No problem.
How are you going to raise the baby?
In the club? What a life!
Loli, that's my problem.
No, it's ours!
I'm behind this baby too!
She can't stay. She's coming home.
What? /She's better off with us.
No way! She wanted the kid. It's none of my concern.
Who asked you? You've done enough!
A child needs a mother and a father!
Wait. Have I got a say in this?
What? /I don't want a thing from you!
What are you doing? What about the music?
What have you been up to?
Just hanging out with friends.
That's the sperm bank? /What's her problem?
And that's the love of your life? Great couple.
Is that what's going to raise our child?
Over my dead body!
Who took care of her when you dumped her?
Little bitch!
Stop it! /I'll get upset!
I'll get upset! /Back off, Loli!
Come on, little tart! Come on!
Loli, stop! /You hear me!
Get her out!
Hold my ring.
In the nose.
My ring.
She broke my nose! I'm gonna kill her!
I never want to see you again, Marijo! Just move out!
And don't come back! I'll toss your shit out!
Right out the window!
What are you staring at? There's nothing to see.
The bleeding's stopped.
Feel better?
Come on. /What's with you?
We're going home.
We can't leave Marijo like this!
Asshole! /Where'll she go?
Who cares? /Don't you care about your baby?
No! Come on.
Let go!
What's wrong?
It hurts!
Take it easy. /Now what?
She's going to give birth on the street! Help me!
Come! Quick!
Take it easy. Relax.
What'll we do? /See the bench?
Come on. Grab her shoulders.
Get her bag. The shoulders. Hurry!
Okay. Coming!
Grab her legs.
A bloody whale! /Sorry.
It's your child she's carrying!
Don't fight over me.
There. It's okay.
Go get an ambulance.
Where? Where?
Where? I'm gonna sock you one!
Take care of her. I'll find one.
Don't go! /I'll be back.
What's wrong?
My water is breaking.
That's normal. /I'm scared.
It happens to all women. /I'm scared!
I don't want to lose my baby!
I'm here!
I want it to live!
To live, Laurent.
Some are even born at six months.
I'm here.
See you later.
Bye, Manuela.
My little angel.
Can I have her?
Look, it's Daddy.
Bye, Daddy. /Bye, Manuela.
Don't forget the diapers.
Ten pounders, pink.
She's hungry. /I'll feed her.
Look, Daddy's leaving.
Say bye to Daddy.
Bye, Daddy.
May I help you, sir?
I'm Mr. Lafaye from the real estate agency.
Come in.
Follow me.
I'll tell him you're here.
I'm here.
Hello.
I called yesterday.
Sorry to meet you so early. My plane leaves at 10:00.
Found a buyer?
Yes. Me. If we strike a deal.
I'll give you a tour.
You're standing on my robe.
I'm so sorry.
Thanks.
Want something to drink?
It breaks my heart to leave.
So many memories.
If we agree, you'll stay.
I mean for a visit. No...
You'll always be welcome.
Beware.
I just might.
Are you... Spanish?
Yes. You know Spain?
My wife's from Barcelona. /So am I.
That's funny.
Were you a good girl?
Yes, she was a very good girl.
Did you have your bottle?